War Song
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"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."
"How do you figure, Hawkeye?"
"Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?"
"Sinners, I believe."
"Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander."
- Hawkeye & Father Mulcahy
M*A*S*H, Season 5, Episode 20. "The General’s Practitioner."
Airdate: February 15, 1977
Writer: Burt Prelutsky and Larry Gelbart
